Brawnbies

Hairy, Breast-like growths that develop on men. Attributed to massive over-eating (being a fat bastard) can also be caused by drinking tap water laced with oestrogen.
Can be seen at the beach and the swimming pool. Usually accompanied by double chin, beer gut and sweaty pits.
Brawnbies play an vital role in the truffle shuffle

"Wow! that guy's brawnbies are huge"
"Wish I had brawnbies like that"
"Would you like to have a feel of my brawnbies?"
"Cover up your brawnbies dear, this is a family restaurant"

Brawnbies by Jimstock January 18, 2006

poo poo brownies 

When someone shits in your mouth when you are sleeping.

Ex: Someone left a bunch of poo poo brownies in my mouth.

Ex 2: Did you see how big the batch of poo poo brownies I made for Jake.

poo poo brownies by Thigga November 26, 2013

cut some brownies 

Poop.

Grandma: I need to go to the powder room to cut some brownies.

Grandson: Huh?

cut some brownies by 1985cyclone May 26, 2010

Batch of Vegan Brownies 

Explosive diarrhea that smells like rotting vegetables.

Man the last time I ate there I got a batch of vegan brownies.

Batch of Vegan Brownies by thescatman6586 April 5, 2010

special brownies 

chocolate brownies with weed mixed in the batter.

i ate some kick ass brownies and got faded. special brownies is the shit!

special brownies by tinutz & nani May 14, 2003

Brownies à La Mode 

The occasion in which defalcation and ejaculation occur simultaneously. Also may be referred to as shitting and cumming

“Dang! That guy’s layin’ logs and sploogin’ sauce! He’s makin’ Brownies à La Mode!”

Brownies à La Mode by sandwichdanger July 22, 2020

clutching your brownies 

"Clutching your brownies"
When two people want to be together but both are afraid to initiate it

Hey quit clutching your brownies and ask her out

clutching your brownies by Lunch Time Combo May 15, 2014