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Brain Train 

It's your train of thought, which all goes to naught if what you end up with isn't what you sought.
"Shit yo, your brain train just derailed! That shit ain't germane to ANY topic" - said to someone whose conversation went from sleeping bags to whether it would hurt to be slapped in the face with a dick
Brain Train by Techno Dracula January 28, 2009

brain train 

The long (or short) line of guys you have given head to in the past. Each new guy is in turn added to the brain train, the last guy being the caboose.
That's one guy I definitely want on my brain train!
brain train by Karl Van October 25, 2010

Brain train 

A group of attractive females travelling all places together, generally with one less attractive one to further their own appaearances; see Brain, sloth, and sloth caboose.
"oh man, looks like a brain train is rolling into our station."
Brain train by Rob Engle September 11, 2005

Brain Train 

To Brain Train someone is to "school" them, or "shut them down" with a direct factual comment, sometimes with the help of sarcasm, (but not always) that renders them speechless.
Dude 1 Says: I think my rotor's need replaced because everytime i start my car it squeals.
Dude 2 Says: (with sarcasm) Yeah...Because that wouldn't be your belts needing replaced.
Dude 3 Says: He just totally Brain Trained you!
Brain Train by *V3R!T@S* April 19, 2010

fry brain train 

What some citizens of Juneau AK. USA call public buses aka. public transit.
{Peter}: Don't light that siggeret, because I can see the fry brain train coming!
fry brain train by Telephony April 16, 2015

train brain

The act of receiving head while riding on a train.
I got some train brain on the railroads.
train brain by yins April 17, 2008