Brads wife 

1. A beautiful angel who gave the best 11 years of her life to cracker barrel only to be let go without reason on her husbands birthday.

2. The glue holding Cracker Barrel together

1. Dude 1: "Hey bru wanna hit up Cracker Barrel?"
Dude 2: "naaaa bra, it's become a cesspool of dispair since brads wife was let go"

2. Girl 1: "would you like to donate 1 dollar to a worthy cause?"

Girl 2: "what's the cause?"
Girl 1: "100,000 dollars to take Cracker Barrel to court In an attempt to bring the franchise to its knees and to bring justice to brads wife"
Girl 2: " let me just grab some change (runs to nearest ATM, takes out every last penny)

3. *Gets Facebook notification* "Brad invited you to like his Facebook page ""1,000,000 strong against Cracker Barrel, justice for brads wife"" *ends up in a finger cast for hitting "like" too many times*

Brads wife by Princesshoops March 25, 2017

Brady wife 

A very good looking significant other.

Did you see that chick, she’s a Brady wife for sure!

Brady wife by Pasel November 6, 2023

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004