Bradley MS
A school full of wave riders and fake people. If anyone you know goes to Bradley, don’t let them see your fit, or they’ll ride your wave.
Bradley MS by big dad;) April 2, 2019
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Ms. Bradley
Ms bratley is an old saggy tits whore who gives u really bad grades for no reason which is mean and it like really just bullies iu and like she is so mean when u try and be a good student she just bullies just and maybe she should just deal with the hate and maybe stop being such a bitch
Me: *puts hand up*
Ms. Bradley: *tits carrying her down* yEs STuDEnt (ew)
Me: *woah* The left ventricle has thicker walls due to bla bla-
Ms . Bradley: uH WrOng wow maybe if u payed attention u woud get it right!!
Another student she likes: *hand up* *chewing gum*
Ms. Bradley: yes my hOly StUdEnt?
Another student she likes: *says wrong answer and starts playing on her laptop*
Ms. Bradley: wow my holy god you are so wise please take me to harvard with u
Ms. Bradley: *tits carrying her down* yEs STuDEnt (ew)
Me: *woah* The left ventricle has thicker walls due to bla bla-
Ms . Bradley: uH WrOng wow maybe if u payed attention u woud get it right!!
Another student she likes: *hand up* *chewing gum*
Ms. Bradley: yes my hOly StUdEnt?
Another student she likes: *says wrong answer and starts playing on her laptop*
Ms. Bradley: wow my holy god you are so wise please take me to harvard with u
Ms. Bradley by Ms. BrAdLEys DauGHteR January 23, 2019
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bradleyism
(noun) witty sayings by uninvited and frequent junior office intruder, who answers to Brad, Bradley or Sir Bradley. (note: the occurrence of a bradleyism in no way detracts from the instrusiveness of the unwanted visit.)
Bradleyism #1: "Too bad Atkins doesn't get rid of pure evil."
Bradleyism #2: "Rub my bum."
Bradleyism #3: "Why would you want 6 inches of metal when you already have 12 inches of wood."
Bradleyism #4: "I'm old fashioned. I prefer Roofies."
Bradleyism #2: "Rub my bum."
Bradleyism #3: "Why would you want 6 inches of metal when you already have 12 inches of wood."
Bradleyism #4: "I'm old fashioned. I prefer Roofies."
bradleyism by DeltaC January 7, 2005
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person 2:yeah! didnt he have a "bradleys banana"
person 1:yeah she print screened it and sent it to everyone
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