They are all hermaphrodites that are suuuper thiccccc. They are Also diagnosed with scoliosis and are sped. Their hobbies consist of listening to m and m and logic and shotgunning beers. They also wakes up chris breezy everymorning. He has no hoes cuz he has a 1 inch tooth gap.

DId you know that BRACKET has a pussy??

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bracket

Cockney lingo for nose

i.e your nose looks like an angle bracket sticking out of your face. Example:

"I gave 'im a punch in the bracket"

bracket by Vectis March 17, 2022

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bracket

Cockney lingo for nose

i.e your nose looks like an angle bracket sticking out of your face. Example:

"I gave 'im a punch in the bracket"

bracket by Vectis March 17, 2022

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Bracket buster

A bracket buster is a result in a tournament in which a favorite loses a knockout game. The team, commonly projected to go on deep into the tournament, messes up brackets when eliminated.

Did you see Duke lose that game? Total bracket buster.

Bracket buster by Bonquishi June 18, 2014

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Bracket vioce

To comment on someones stupid/illogical action in a third person point of view to make fun of them, sometimes in a sarcastic manner. When using the bracket voice one must over pronounce every word they are saying for maximum effect.

When in text format add brackets to the words you want to say in the bracket voice.

Matt: "Where should i take us?"
Dana: "Drive to the main beach"
(Matt takes the long way)
Dana: "(He takes the stupid way!)"
Matt: hahaha the bracket vioce!

Corey: "I love my car so much, its gonna get me so much pussy!"
Matt: "(He thinks hes sweet)"

John: "(The Leafs loose again!)"

Bracket vioce by CropDuster33 November 2, 2009

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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