Braccine
When wealthy corona patients want to bribe doctors so that they needn’t wait for weeks or months to be vaccinated—they let the doctors decide what they wish to do with their generous contribution: to keep it for themselves, or to donate it to a charity (out of guilt).
A CEO was about to donate $50,000 to the hospital for getting a braccine, but withheld the money when he’s told that he wouldn’t be getting the Pfizer/BioNTech Covid-19 or the Moderna dosage, but the Sputnik V shot instead—a proof that not all Covid-19 vaccines are treated equal.
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