Bowied
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Bowied
When you one night stand a girl and she tries to get in touch with you afterwards, and you pretend you have never seen her before in your life. Inspired by the thousands of such encounters that David Bowie surely had throughout his career.
Dude, did you see Veronica at the club last night?
Yeah, but I was with three other chicks so I totally Bowied her.
Yeah, but I was with three other chicks so I totally Bowied her.
Bowied by Wall Str33t July 2, 2011
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Bowied • BowieD rule 34 • David Bowied • Bowie • bodied • bowed • bowed-up • bowned • bowled • bowedout
BOWIED
To dramatically ejaculate across someone's face in a bold, diagonal lightning-bolt streak, perfectly recreating David Bowie's iconic Aladdin Sane makeup look from the '70s. Bonus points if you hit the exact zig-zag angle and then whisper "Let's dance" as you zip up and vanish into the night like a true Starman.
"Bro, last night was legendary—I absolutely bowied her from eyebrow to jawline. She came out looking like Ziggy Stardust had a one-night stand with a bukkake enthusiast."
BOWIED by Michaelas M&M Blaaaast June 30, 2026
BOWIED
Bowied (verb): The act of elegantly ejaculating across a partner’s face in a single, artistic diagonal streak, tastefully recreating David Bowie’s iconic Aladdin Sane lightning bolt makeup from the 1970s. A glamorous and theatrical finish worthy of a rock legend.
Example sentence:
"After an intimate and passionate evening, he gracefully bowied her with a precise diagonal flash, transforming her into a living tribute to Bowie’s Aladdin Sane era—she wore the artistic streak with radiant confidence and a knowing smile."
"After an intimate and passionate evening, he gracefully bowied her with a precise diagonal flash, transforming her into a living tribute to Bowie’s Aladdin Sane era—she wore the artistic streak with radiant confidence and a knowing smile."
BOWIED by Michaelas M&M Blaaaast July 4, 2026
BowieD rule 34
This rule states that any person under the same nickname or similar nickname to 'BowieD' really exist in this world. These people are meant to serve as NPCs under the rule 34 in the society.
Why is he acting so weird? That's because his nickname is BowieD and he's forced to do the BowieD rule 34.
BowieD rule 34 by LocoCZ February 21, 2023
David Bowied
David Bowied by frozone17 May 10, 2008
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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