Bovaries

Short for Boy-Ovaries: The Testicles of an effeminate male, always smaller than average, often shaved smooth.

I heard that whiteboi likes having his bovaries slapped by BBC when he's bottoming for real Men, it makes him feel extra submissive and breedable.

by anonymous August 4, 2024

Bovaries

Conjunction of balls and ovaries. Lady balls.

She had some huge bovaries to stand up to that bully

by Infamous Guapo June 4, 2024

brovaries

The most emotionally sensitive parts of any man's body. These compel him to watch TV shows like Animal Planet's Puppies vs. Babies unironically. They allow him to weep during an emotionally poignant film.

Once a month, after brovulating, he will manstruate, and may employ a manpon.

Dude, that marathon of Say Yes to the Dress made my brovaries tinnnnngle!

by Susan B. Manthony December 17, 2012

Blovaries

What happens to women when they don't have sex for a while. A female version of "Blue Balls"

I NEED my husband, I'm getting blovaries!

by Oxca Oshja February 12, 2010

Ovaries Before Brovaries

Like the term "chicks before dicks," only better.

I was gonna ask him to the dance, but since my best friend likes him too, I decided ovaries before brovaries.

by gnadeislehctumblrcom October 7, 2011

Brovaries

Male version of ovaries.

I just saw that cute monkey gif on Imgur, my brovaries exploded

by Ed4heights July 16, 2015

brovaries

what you refer to when you want to kick a guy in the nuts if he is a pussy.

Jon: Check out Mike listening to that Ricky Martin Cd

Ashlee: You should go kick him in the brovaries

Jon: *kicks mike in nuts* see smart car

by blacksiteninja April 6, 2009