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Bouque

noun.
pronounced: Boke

Someone who is both bearded and bald.It is easy to find this person wearing glasses, listening to Wilco, and, more often than not, consuming copious amounts of bacon.
Sally hadn't seen Matt in over three years.

"I've lost a lot of hair, haven't I?" Matt asked.

"It's fine. Just pull a Bouque and grow out your beard."
by yorkhiqt October 17, 2008
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Bouque

When you are so pissed that you want to give someone 5 (or 10) middle fingers so you hold up your whole hand(s) and wiggle the fingers about, to be used with angry face and to not be confused with a backwards wave.
Fuck that guy! He totally cut me off, you know what jackass? Here is a goddamn bouque
by The Flying Eye June 26, 2008
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Bouque

Someone who is down for you through whatever. A true friend. May not tell you what you want to hear but will tell you what you need to hear. Mainly used in romantic relationships. Alternative for “boo”
“That’s my bouque right there. I love her
by zooliedee June 7, 2021
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bouquet of humanity

The Prosecution's term for the multiple ethnicities and ages of the people who witnessed the death of George Floyd.
Not only were there multiple bystanders of different races and ages, a bouquet of humanity, but they were all strangers with nothing in common!
by talk2me-JCH2 March 29, 2021
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albanian bouquet

A verision of a pimp slap, named as such because the motion resembles the presenting of a bouquet of flowers, with the motion starting around the ear and the back of the hand coming down on the target, preferably a broad that won't shut up.
If Lisa doesn't shut her piehole, she's going to get the Albanian Bouquet.
by Bokolis October 7, 2012
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Bonqueesha

the type of person to slap the living shit out of you for insulting their hair/outfit, or expose them for wearing a wig.
Yo Mike's new girlfriend is such a Bonqueesha. She slapped this one dude so hard the shockwave wiped out the entire eastern seaboard.
by Lil Bungus July 20, 2018
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bousque

The liquid material that accumulates below your grundle after strenuous activity or a long day at work. Carries a very pungent odor that is often described as having a pickled taste. Great for removing nail polish, gingivitis prevention, or having your friend smell off your finger in an act of spite. Goldbond will minimize bousque production.
Robins dripped bousque all over Lee's face as a thank you to Lee for having been repeately bismarcked by Lee earlier in the day.
by Nargill December 14, 2006
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