Boskoop 

village in holland. just like the most other villages in holland, it is boring as hell. it is really awesome though!!!!!!1!!! nah, that's not completely true. you may even call it completely not true. technically, the only positive thing about this village of trees and brainless people is the fact that it has a trainstation, from which you can get to better cities like rotterdam and amsterdam (a.k.a. drugs capital of the world, city of freedom, home of all the cool people). enough said.

person 1: "hey, you want to come to Boskoop with me?!?!?!"
person 2: "HAHAHAHHAAH YOU SO FUNNY, THAT'S THE MOST RIDICULOUS THING I'VE EVER HEARD, WHY WOULD ANY PERSON IN THIS WORLD WANT TO GO TO BOSKOOP VOLUNTARILY?"
person 1: "haha i know, this one was very funny, was kinda proud of it myself."
person 2: "yeah, you got a talent, bro, you should make your living out of this."
person 1: "yeah, think i'll become a comedian! and this all thanks to the lamest village on earth, boskoop!"

Boskoop by anonymous987898789 August 11, 2011

Boskop 

A species of the genus Homo native to the Boskop region of South Africa between 10,000 and 30,000 B.C., averaging between 5.0 and 6.0 feet in height and boasting of an average cranial capacity of 1500-1800 cubic centimeters versus the more modest average of 1250-1500 cc for modern homo sapiens.

Boskop man exhibited a high cranial-to-facial ratio approaching 5-to-1 versus the modern ratio of 3-to-1. Consequently Boskop man exhibited a high degree of neotony with a cranial-to-facial ratio more appropriate to that of a two to three-year-old homo sapiens child.

The Boskop people are to many archaeologists inexplicable because no evidence remains of the factors that must have been present in their environment which over time selected for the appearance of out-sized brains. The Boskop were, according to Loren Eiseley, both negroid and neotonous in appearance and may well represent the highest level yet achieved in the evolutionary development of the genus homo.

Boskop by Russell Clark March 15, 2008