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Boryslav 

Ukrainian born but Russian in spirit. An actual cat. His mental age is 57, ever since he was a kid. Sees himself as cruel, worst he can do is kill flies and make dark jokes. The whole world could (and should) burn, as long as he has his DOTA match, he's content. Efficient yet doesn't like to rush. Listens to hardcore stuff while remaining poker faced. Probably from another planet. Thinks cognitive functions and conceptual arts are bs. Ent. Atheist.
You're such a Boryslav. - when a friend is being nationalistic.
You Boryslaved the shit out of that exam.- finished in 2 seconds with not regrets cause he did not like the room atmosphere
1:Why does he hate me?
2:He doesn't , it's the Boryslav mood.
Boryslav by Wuthering heights_69 November 21, 2021
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A guy who is really laughy and has an enormous penis. Often seen hanging around Teos
That guy is so Borislav!
Borislav by LaShit February 20, 2010

Borislava 

Borislava is soo sweet! She’s combination of sensitive and savage, have a smart mouth but get upset when she doesn’t get the amount of attention she desire. Borislava catch people’s eyes very fast because they have a confiden walk and with her personality. She’s usually a social butterfly and can be very opinionated. It doesn’t matter what you’re doing with this girl, you’re going to have fun. She’s loved by everyone and is the most unselfish person.
You thinking: Oh Borislava is smiling, I can’t help but smile too.

Borislava is soo cute
Borislava by Matilee__M November 21, 2021

Boris Borisivich Borislav 

The Slav King
(Call him Boris)
He is the Slav superstar of Youtube. First joining in 2012 with the name Nocturno Plays, he then named it LifeofBoris. He has a cousin called Anatoli, a cat called Artyom (named after Metro protagonist) and a neighbor Vadim, who steals Boris' sausage and drills holes in the wall for wall carpets. His videos specialize in gaming, cooking, and occasionally (well before COVID-19) country reviews, where he visits other Eastern European countries and does a tour of a city. He has presumably 2 defunct channels, Gopnik Gaming and Slavtek. He currently lives in Saint Petersburg as stated in a video released in early March.
"Boris Borisivich Borislav, it's time for dinner!" says babushka.

boris borisovich borislav 

Person: boris what is your full name?

Boris: It is Boris Borisovich Borislav