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Borrowdale 

An area known for producing the fiercest warriors on the face of Leyland, their superior skills at gripping people and objects as well as their fearlessness (unless something catches fire) makes them a force to be reckoned with.
Facts
1.The building is currently under quarantine utilising modern technology such as bars on the windows and a manual door
2.Desks are circular in order to prevent retards from loosing organs such as their eyes
3.It guarantees your place at the butt of every joke and a back breaking career sucking Ronald McDonald's cock or leeching off the social services should you have a lesson timetabled there
4.Also smells strongly of weed, yet no one has ever found it growing
5.The best sadistic on the face of the earth can be found at lunchtimes in the canteen, highlights include retards squirting milk out of their nose
6.Apparently a place in the lake district, also a road in Leyland
Borrowdale Warriors
Borrowdale by mainthing September 1, 2010
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Borrowdale Warrior

A kid who has gone through extensive Combat training in borrowdale, he will eventually become an elite which is abou 5 inches in length
Borrowdale Warrior by Anonymous November 5, 2003

Borrowdale Warrior

A creature to be feared from the depths of Borrowdale. It's like the fucking Shutter Island Ward 3 in there, it's scary as fuck. Don't ever come into contact with a Warrior - they'll come at you with their spoons. Their dangerously low IQ only leaves them with their base desires in life - to eat, to, to drink, to breathe, and to murder with spoons. Beware Borrowdale - for no man has encountered one of these filthy animals and lived to tell the tale.
"My next lesson is in Borrowdale!"
"Jesus Christ! Are you suitably armed? I don't want to lose you."
"I hope I don't encounter a Borrowdale Warrior, for, as the definition above says, no man has encountered one of these filthy animals and lived to tell the tale."
"Indeed."
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
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Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
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