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Borkowski 

A person whom enjoys foot fetishes, midget porn, flow riding, parkour, and/or jacks off into a sock. He is widely hated and has overgrown, unwashed hair. He also thinks he is hardcore using terms as "For the lulz" or "just for kicks" or even "Initiate the partaay (not party but 'partaay')"
Dude: Did you hear about JIM?

Lady:YEAH, he got caught being a Borkowski in his bedroom last night with his dog...bestiality foot fetish...and his excuse?

Dude:"FOR THE LULZ"
Borkowski by brookeedee777 May 3, 2011
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Adrian Borkowski

Polish. Tends to have a long shlong but only rare. Doesn't know what 2 plus 2 is (by the way it is 4). Follows every girl on Instagram... To be horny.
What a Adrian Borkowski you are, you are so internet famous with all them chicks!
Bonkowski is a last name of polish origin & is a rare polish surname.

'Ривка красивая' 'гарний' Rivka Bonkowski.
'Is Rivka Bonkowski Polish?'

'Yes she is rare & unique'
Bonkowski by polishdoll February 22, 2022

Chuck Bartowski 

Chuck Bartowski is a t.v. character played by Zachary Levi. He is a normal guy until he downloads government secrets into his head (the Intersect). He is the coolest nerd/spy ever.
Chuck Bartowski: Look, I'm not accusing you of anything... today. Yesterday, yes, I may have laid it on a little thick with the accusing, but I'm really sorry about that. Instead of not trusting you I should have been thanking you for saving my life and protecting the country and for making really tasty gourmet wieners.
Chuck Bartowski by delayen November 26, 2010
Browski is a term u will use when referring to someone u r very close too that you consider a bro or sis
Hey Browski or how r u today Browski
Browski by Thesnatcher50000 April 4, 2019

dirty bukowski 

when a guy is so drunk that he passes out while fucking some skank and then wakes up the next morning with a dildo in his ass
Did you hear about James? He brought some chick home from a bar and ended up with a dirty bukowski...
dirty bukowski by Dr. Simulacra October 15, 2013

Bukowskiesque 

The state or quality of being like the beat author and poet Charles Bukowski. Essentially an interesting, low rent, heavy-drinking, blue collar, womanizing barroom philosopher.
I know this dive bar that has a bunch of Bukowskiesque characters who hang out in it.
Bukowskiesque by Boulevardier April 18, 2010
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