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If seen to be copying someone else but in a worse manner. You could say they are and absolute Boris Johnson.
by Queenofrabat July 25, 2019
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1. Member of the British Parlaiment for Uxbridge and South Ruislip. Said that people of the Congo have watermelon smiles and has been described as a bumbling buffoon by Paul Merton. Also said that women who wear Burqas look like bank robbers and letterboxes (but let's not go into that).
2. An alternative name for a blowjob. This is how far we, as a civilisation, have sunk.
Boris Johnson said something that wasn't racist or bigoted- how dare he?
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by Logieman August 14, 2018
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Verb; To be Boris Johnsoned.

i. A blow job, from the initials B & J
ii. To completely body check someone, esp. a child.
i. Dude, I totally got a Boris Johnson last night.

ii. Did you see that kid get Boris Johnsoned yesterday?!
Holy shit, yes. He is an utter weapon.
by some random homosapien July 31, 2016
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Verb: To be Boris Johnsoned a.k.a A Mayor Bojo, oral sex
That girl over there just gave me a Boris Johnson

Boris Johnson gave me a Boris Johnson whilst I was giving your maw a Bob Ockenden...
by TrumpetShark August 24, 2009
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The sock you use when there are no tissues available in times of need (of busting a nut). In other words, a plan B that is literally the worst possible option
I was out of condoms, so I had to use a Boris Johnson
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by The Heumungeus Mans September 18, 2019
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