Borganising 

The art of organising items that, while it is needed, is incredibly boring

portmanteau of boring and organising

"Do you want a pint"

"no, I'm borganising"

Borganising by Archibald Findri November 24, 2016

Bootanising 

Scrutinising a female booty, to excessive degrees, for the purpose of evaluating whether you would have sex with her.

I've been bootanising that waitress for the last half hour. Let me tell you, I would crawl over hot coals and broken glass to hear her shit pipe fart through a walkie talkie. Her ass is that fine!

Bootanising by Lord of the clackers July 2, 2014

boganosang boganawing boganosing 

it describes how stinky something is

that garbage can smells so boganosang boganawing boganosing

boganosang boganawing boganosing by boo jasim February 22, 2021

borgnesingur 

Extremely stupid people from iceland

i heard that he is an borgnesingur i wouldn't trust him to be to smart

borgnesingur by faqin faggot July 31, 2018

Organising folders

when you tell your parents/friends/anyone who will listen that you’re going to your situationship’s house to “get stuff done”

spoiler:nothing gets done. not a single folder. not one

essentially a socially accept cover story for being perceived by someone you like. works best when delivered completely straight faced to a parent or older sibling. they know. they always know

we stayed up til 3am organising folders

Organising folders by Douche de leche April 29, 2026