Boredom Wood

When a guy gets a "Boner" in the middle of the day for no reason. Without having any sexual contact with someone from the opposite sex or without having any sexual thoughts at all.

A Boner that happens for no reason at the most inappropriate time.

When your sitting in the middle of class and your learning about some boring bullshit and out of no where you noice yourself getting a "hard on" and you cant control it and then you wonder if anyone else is noticing it. This will commonly be known as "Boredom Wood" from now on.

When your bored and just chilling with a group of guy friends just hanging out and then out of no where you realize your getting "wood" and you no it's not normal but you cant help it and then you try to hide it from everyone else in the room.

Boredom Wood by Craig S 111 May 8, 2007

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boredom woody

Spontaneous erection resulting from tedious inactivity (ie. long car trips, chick flick type movies, etc.)

I had to have a lady friend relieve my boredom woody midway through our trip to the beach.

boredom woody by SmithT July 14, 2007

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Boredom Wood • boredom woody • boredom • boredom boner • boredom city • Boredom Amnesia • Boredom Bruise • boredom buddy • boredom buying • boredom call

Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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Cheeks

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

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