The result of having too much botox injected in the smallfacial muscles, resulting in the inability to change expressions.
"I really think your joke is funny, I just can't smile. Just got back from the dermatologist's office and I'm really botoxicated" or "She's so botoxicated she can't even blink"
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.