Boomer Flu 

The fully contracted flu illness brought on by exposure to coronavirus COVID-19. Since the most vulnerable people to the virus are the old, fat, and unwell, that puts Baby Boomers squarely in the cross-hairs of the pandemic. The disease is lethal to about 2% of all victims, but is lethal to at least 5% of any loser born before 1960, and higher if you have heart disease, high blood pressure, diabeetus, asthma, gout, goiters, conservative politics, or general stupidity. See also: Trump Flu

"I think nana may have come down with the Boomer Flu!"
"Why?"
"She's super sick, and she just got back from her Asian cruise and brought back all this dirty paper money!"

Boomer Flu by ToddUncommon March 9, 2020

boomerflust 

n. The state of exasperated confusion experienced by a member of the Baby Boom generation, often when confronted with technological challenges.

"In her boomerflust, Helen was sure she had broken the internet."

"I'm trying to help my mom reset her password again, but she's having boomerflust, FFS!"

"John was keen to learn how to tag his friends in Facebook posts, but boomerflust always got in the way."

boomerflust by Ragster December 1, 2020

boomerfuel 

Boomerfuel comes from the common ok boomer phrase used to demean people of the baby boomer generation. Boomerfuel is a message, meme, or any other form of media that supports and reinforces a boomer's belifs in one way or another, 'fuelling' a boomer's belifs.

"Bruh this image is complete boomerfuel!"

"Ok boomer, can you stop sending us images of boomerfuel on the chatgroup"

boomerfuel by Elliotttheneko June 17, 2020

boomerflake 

Portmanteau of ‘boomer’ and ‘snowflake.’

It’s common knowledge that Trump-loving boomers often use words like ‘snowflake’ to disparage members of younger generations who stand up for basic decency and human rights or get offended when those values are violated or attacked.

‘Boomerflake’ is a word for a particular kind of boomer - one who has absolutely no respect for people who aren’t white, middle-aged, natural-born, and wealthy, but also erupts in righteous indignation every time someone challenges his hegemony or points out his prejudices.

Middle-Aged Asshole: Obama was a Muslim. ‘Hussein’ is Obama’s middle name and it was also Saddam Hussein’s last name. Therefore by the transitive property of bullshit, Obama is Muslim and Crowdstrike orchestrated the September 11th terrorist attacks.

Ordinary Millennial: OK boomer.

Middle-Aged Asshole: That’s ageist! I’m a member of the greatest generation! We invented mortgage-backed securities and sought the answer to life’s big question: ‘what if we had ALL the money?’

Millennial: OK boomerflake.

boomerflake by timr211 November 13, 2019

Boomerfusion 

when a boomer is confused about something that is common sense to most people, most often technology.

also known as: Boomerfused
the word comes from the mixing of the Words Boomer and Confused/Confusion

my Grandma is having trouble with a computer

She must be having some Boomerfusion about how to use it

Boomerfusion by Cargo_Beep_Beep November 24, 2020

Boomerfusion 

when a boomer is confused about something that is common sense to most people, most often technology.

also known as: Boomerfused
the word comes from the mixing of the Words Boomer and Confused/Confusion

my Grandma is having trouble with a computer

She must be having some Boomerfusion about how to use it

Boomerfusion by Cargo_Beep_Beep November 24, 2020