"Man, you were putting away those martinis and pork pies like nobody's business last night."
"Uh huh. By the end I was as full as a fairy's phone book."
"God damn."
That one thing that schools do where nobody actually gets books, and everyone just gets a UV pen or something like that because usually all the books they have are shit.
Person 1: Hey dude what did you get at the book fair, I got an eraser that looks like a phone.
Person 2: Nice, I got a UV pen!
A shitshow full of books and other trinkets.Most fucktards get the trinkets just to be cool when the books watch and learn.Most kids get the books with fucking legos.Thats the only book they like