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The Book Of Fairy Tales 

A book filled with imaginary stories that some people for some reason believe. Also causes wars. AKA the Bible.
Fred: I love the Bible! It teaches us such great thing!

Bob: You mean like how to start wars?

Fred: Exactly! I don't care how true that is I will always believe in The Book Of Fairy Tales!

full as a fairy's phone book 

Drunk, or bloated from eating too much.
"Man, you were putting away those martinis and pork pies like nobody's business last night."
"Uh huh. By the end I was as full as a fairy's phone book."
"God damn."

Book Fair 

That one thing that schools do where nobody actually gets books, and everyone just gets a UV pen or something like that because usually all the books they have are shit.
Person 1: Hey dude what did you get at the book fair, I got an eraser that looks like a phone.
Person 2: Nice, I got a UV pen!
Book Fair by pro urban May 9, 2022

Scholastic Bookfair 

A shitshow full of books and other trinkets.Most fucktards get the trinkets just to be cool when the books watch and learn.Most kids get the books with fucking legos.Thats the only book they like
Bruce: Yay its our time for the Scholastic Bookfair!!
Johnson: Im going for the lego books!
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019