Booger Hooker

Noun: Either the right or left index fingernail. In some rare cases it is the right or left index And middle fingernails, one in each nostril. This would be a double hook by a skilled booger hooker.

Roscoe was in despair when he broke his best Booger Hooker off at the quick.

Don, " I saw Roscoe in the meeting performing a perfect Double Booger Hook. He had them up to the second knuckle"

Ed, " Man, has that guy got skills or what?"

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by Gizzard Ripper January 28, 2011

Booger Hooker

A sex worker who deals specifically with fetishes of the nose. This can include urethral insertion, or any other sexual gratification dealing with the nose/snot.

Did you see Bert last night?
Yup, that fat ass was nose deep in his booger hooker.
Oof.

by DJ Dad Mouth July 3, 2019

Sum Good Booger Hooker Action

Sum Good Booger Hooker Action- When you feel an accumulation of snot hardening or ur ripened booger ready for picking, with the pinkie finger "booger hooker" you snag that bugger and upon visual confirmation, you say "Oh Yeah, That's Sum Good Booger Hooker Action There".

Sum Good Booger Hooker Action- When you feel an accumulation of snot hardening or ripened booger ready for picking, with the pinkie finger "booger hooker" you snag that bugger and upon visual confirmation, you say "Oh Yeah, That's Sum Good Booger Hooker Action There".

by P-TUR PAN February 23, 2011

Booker Hooker

its a hooker that keeps all her hookering dates in a planner so she never forgets who go go to next

guy1. damn my hooker must of forgot me last night, she never showed
guy2. that woldnt of happened if youu just got a booker hooker.

by lauren jankowski September 15, 2007

Booker Hooker

A supporter of democratic senator and presidential candidate Cory Booker

Who I'm voting for in the primaries? Cory. I'm a total Booker Hooker

by lusvig April 26, 2019

hooker booker

The person responsible for managing check-ins at a brothel.

I told the hooker booker that I'd go with the girl with the biggest knockers for an hour.

by Francesco Saline September 29, 2012

Hoofer Boomer

Prominent section of British football fans who believe foreign influences and analytical advancements will destroy the purity of the game they believe they own and control

Have you heard those hoofer boomers saying England should have played a flat 4-4-2 with DCL and Kane?

by The Proverbial August 5, 2021