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Boobonic Plague 

A bacteria-born illness that ravaged Europe during the late Middle Ages, also known as the Black Death. Symptoms include the growth of black spots known as “booboes” and the development of (chicken) tender lymph nodes.
“Hey, where’s Janet?”

“Oh, she got the Boobonic Plague.”

“Wow that sucks.”

“Yeah.”

“Let’s go play some Smash Bros.”

Brobonic Plague 

Occurs when an illness spreads amongst a group of bros. Usually occurs after a brodeo, brobeque, broadtrip and/or brodown
Bro 1: Hey bro, good thing we didn't go to that brodeo on the weekend.

Bro 2: Ya bro, I heard the Brobonic Plague hit those guys hard.

Boobonic Plauge 

When a woman of low morals goes and gets three or four breast implants in a row. Considered distasteful.
Looks like Pamela Anderson's got that Boobonic Plauge...
Yeah, and she's Canadian!
Boobonic Plauge by Marty Potter September 6, 2005