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The art of using boobs to persuade men to do your bidding.
"Man, she totally used her boobjitsu on me to make me buy her a $12 soda at the movies!!"
boobjitsu by bukkake sensei August 13, 2008
Urban Dictionary Merch
When you take out your breasts and use them as self defense.
I was approached by a couple of men in the club the other day and I took care of them with my Boobjitsu.
Boobjitsu by Zombonotron August 21, 2020
Related Words

ichy boobituz 

this is where you can get a right ichy boob for no reason at all, nearly happens in the supermarket
i have right ichy boobituz, if i dont scratch it now i will go mental
ichy boobituz by satansmother July 17, 2016

booblituck 

when you fuck a girls tits then make her pull them back under her armpits then you shoot your load in betweem them
im going to booblituck that slut all night long!
booblituck by Ronny Ramrod January 3, 2006

bloonjitsu 

Bloonjitsu is when you throw bloons at someone to distract them so you can beat there ass in the ground
That nigga dave pissed me of ima have to bloonjitsu his ass after school
bloonjitsu by xX(0)Xx April 2, 2021

boobitous 

if u do not see pictures of boob u will die
boobitous- need to see boobs so u dont die

guy: hey girl can i see ur boobs
girl: no
guy: dies
boobitous by boobdoctor August 20, 2022
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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