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Bonzhai

A fun loving female player from world of warcraft on the server of Mannoroth. Can be loud and annoying but over all has the heart of gold that will give up what she can to help a guildie or friend. Tends to have a bad string of luck with life and seems very depressed much of the time behind the giggles. Loves to play several classes, but a druid is the pick of her list.
Oh look! it is Bonzhai
Yeah I know, she helped me get my epic flying last week! So nice.
by SkittlesFresh October 19, 2010
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bonzai sledding

The act of backcountry sledding, during winter, in the woods, usually off trail, and often in the woods, where broken bones are common.
"Man I just went bonzai sledding with a bunch of suocers and I think I bruised my tail bone, and my pants grew a new bogina!"

"That's cool... you need a beer?"

"Yeah. Thanks."
by Alpha_Tom November 12, 2008
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Bonzai

as the soldiers ran towards the enemy the shouted "BONZAI"
by WeNeedTheOil May 17, 2016
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Stanky Bonehairius

The inter-force of our body that fuels the molecular stankage in our cells.
Dudiage my Stanky Bonehairius’ we’re being molecularly stankified on a molecular bonehair.
by Dudiage August 13, 2022
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bonzai tankbuster

when a chick is laying spread eagle on a bed and a guy jumps on top of her and tries to get his dick inside of her as soon as he lands. the guy usually has a running start. note: it can be very painful if he misses. injury can cause internal bleeding and/or a broken penis
dude im still limping from when i missed that bonzai tankbuster i did on your sister last night
by iamhuskie June 11, 2006
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bonzai pussy

A snatch that is as thick as the jungles of Vietnam. It is no man's land. Anything goes, and every guy for himself. Enter if you dare.
I was going to fuck this bangin chick last night until she bent over and I saw her bonzai pussy. I told her to get that zoo out of my house because the animals that could live in that thing smell like my ass after a fresh shit.
by Anonymous December 21, 2003
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Bonzai

Sound made when jumping from high heights. Like the Empire State Building or a tall cliff.
He just jumped off that tall building and all you heard was bonzai as he raced down the side of the building.
by I Like Pizza Rolls November 10, 2009
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