Bonus Hole Puncher 

Now that the updated Google search name for vagina will be called a "Bonus Hole", the name for penis should be updated as well.

Henceforth the penis shall be called,

The Bonus Hole "Puncher".

Lights dimmed, panties down to her ankles and the bonus hole moments away, Rufus is now Suzy's new bonus hole puncher!

Bonus Hole Puncher by hatrancho June 30, 2023

Bonus Hole Puncher 

A woman who is fed up with neospeak and punches whoever refers to her womanly bits as a "bonus hole."

Nutjob: Vagina isn't inclusive enough, it doesn't hurt you to use "bonus hole."
Me: I'm walking away before I become a bonus hole puncher.

Bonus Hole Puncher by Xerinex July 8, 2023