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Italian / Irish couple that exhibit the finest, perverted traits associated with each Nationalty.

Sexually open and vocally willing to annouce their escapades with no regard to kids or others around them!

Sexually charged

Spirit animal: Aethiest rabbits

Devotion to exercise to ensure no “performance” issues!

No shame PDA!
I pulled a Bonomo and had sex in your bathroom!

Your guest room got Bonomo’d because we did the dirty in there!
Bonomo by Kayne July 1, 2018
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Bonomo’s Turkish Taffy 

Sleeping on a Sunday
Lying in your bed
Nothing can top it
Or even come close

Chicken necks
What the heck
Why should I get
Out of bed for that?

I'm ever wondering
After I'm married
Will I have to
Put up with a dope?
Nope is what I hope
Nope is what I hope
Nope is what I hope
Nope is what I hope

When you're just a kid you're
Just in school
And you see a groundhog
As a rule

You can't go look and
See if it's real
While you're spelling words
Or supposed to learn a tool

Bonomo’s Turkish Taffy
You will Fall in love with a boomoni with reckless abandon . You'll lose yourself completely in him and his world so much that you'll find yourself a stranger in your own world but this guy will never be yours and soon you are going to lose your faith in love forever.
Durga : I am deeply in love with this handsome guy .

Kalki : Be careful Dear he is a boomoni . Don't destroy your life by this pretentious man ? You are too young for him dear

Durga : Yes I am too young that's why I am sure he will always love me .

Kalki : Well then Enjoy your hell .
Boomoni by X-ray machine April 15, 2019

Boosted Bonobo 

A Boosted Bonobo is a person that is incapable of completing the simplest of task. It is often associated with NightBlue3 as he is known to be the biggest Bonobo of them all.
Hahahaha your such a Boosted Bonobo
Boosted Bonobo by M8Damon October 13, 2016

Sticky bonobo 

A sticky bonobo is when your penis is glazed with sperm
Imma beat my meat till I have a sticky bonobo
Sticky bonobo by Shshshdjsjsdndnddn September 30, 2019
She is the sweetest girl you'll meet, shes friendly, attractive, she is a ride or die like no other, she is the girl that you can always rely on.
Ask Bonolo she gives the best advice.
Bonolo by Nyiii May 18, 2020
Very sexy attractive woman who is able to steal the attention of the opposite sex without even trying.Very flirty appearance but uneasy to approach.Often very dramatic and controlling in terms of getting whatever she wants.She's the type who puts herself first all the time but you don't want to see her angry.She's people's person.Hates being seen vulnerable.Her pride always comes first.
(bonolo) will become (bonoloness)
bonolo by Sonia Walker December 7, 2017
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