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Killing your boner — getting with an ugly girl
Person 1: Man I’m about to commit bonicide!
Person 2: What? With who?

Person 3: Cindy, I know she’s a grenade but I need some poon
Person 4: Damn that’s rough but I feel you
Bonicide by MAMBAMANIA December 28, 2019
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A disease in which the muscles contract and bones twist in every which way. This disease is exemplified clearly in the cartoon show Futurama in the episode name "The 80's Guy".
I couldn't find the video as an example, but I will quote the guy.

80's guy- "Fry, I'm an 80's guy. Friendship to me means that for 2 bucks I'll beat you with a pool cue till you got detached retinas. The deal will go ahead as ~CRACK~ ~CRACKLE~ UGH!!!! CRUNCH CRACK (and so on). MY BONES! (everyone gasps)"

Fry- "OMG, HIS BONITIS!"

80's guy- "I was so busy being an 80's guy that I forgot to cure it. CRRRRACKLE! My only regret..... is that I have... bonitis. (final crackling to death dies)"
Bonitis by KageNoShibou January 9, 2008

bonified 

A word used by people who don't know the proper spelling of "bona fide", like Sheila Marikar of ABC News.
"The movie made$31 million in its opening weekend and transforming "Grey's Anatomy's" Katherine Heigl into a bonified movie star"
bonified by jack May 14, 2008
Binibini is what you call a woman in the Philippines.
Binibini is often used for relationships but in some situations you can also use it to call Filipino girl teachers.

In short, It's like "Senorita" but better
In Filipino: Mahal na mahal kita, ang aking ang-iisang Binibini
In English: I love you so much, my one and only Binibini
binibini by Engene_Heedeungie September 13, 2021

bonified 

1. adj. a misspelling of bona fide.

2. v. (archaic) the past participle of bonify, which means "to make good".
1. This says, "Katherine Heigl into a bonified movie star." I guess that means that most movie stars are pretty bad.

2. Darth Vader is bonified by his son, Luke Skywalker.
bonified by kadatz May 18, 2010

bonability 

Bonability is the amount someone would like to 'bone' someone. usually on a scale of 1-10. 1 being not at all, 5 being 'eh maybe', 10 being absolutly or 'over and over'
person 1: she scores very high on the bonability scale...she scores a good 9.
person 2: i disagree, although she is a very attractive woman, i do not like her personality
person 1: what a weenie! on the bonability scale you dont consider personality...only looks!
person 2: oh now i understand! thanks person 1!
bonability by iabr February 29, 2008