Bong tits

1. (v)When a girl with large breasts holds a bong between them and lets someone partake in the bong.

2. (n)Tits large enough to hold a bong between them successfully.

1. "Dude, who wants to do some bong tits tonight? Jen, can you help us?"

2."Man, she has some serious bong tits!"

Bong tits by TheWonderfulWizardOfOz October 22, 2009

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Bong tits

When an individual is so intoxicated that he can't differentiate between a bong and a woman, such that the bong appears to have breasts.

Baked individual: Wait, wait, wait. Who is she?

Less-baked individual: Oh shit, Dylan's hit the bong tits stage.

Bong tits by ThisShitIsReal October 26, 2009

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Bong tits • BONG APP THE TITS • bong • bong bong • Bong Water • bong rips • bong hit • bong pong • Bong rat • bong face

BONG APP THE TITS

When you high as hell and got the munchies and you get something delicious to eat, you respect the French and Say "BONG APP THE TITS"

Stoner 1 : dude I'm high as hell let's eat sum Gordan Ramsey shit

Stoner 2 : hell yeah BONG APP THE TITS !

BONG APP THE TITS by UrbanDictionary.OG November 10, 2019

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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