bong rips Share definition Flag A noun that refers to the action of smoking from a bong. So named for the sound that air makes when it bubbles through the bong water. Dude, don't take bong rips while I'm on the phone with my parents; they might hear you. bong rips by Scarab November 22, 2002 0 0 Get merch Get the bong rips mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch