by definitely not razu November 29, 2021
Get the Bonese mug.Ivar the Boneless or Ivar Ragnarsson was a Viking warrior, and leader who invaded England during the "Viking age". It is not 100% known what "Boneless" means. Many Viking stories describe him as literally lacking bones or legs. But it is not known how reliable these stories are.
According to the Tale of Ragnar Lodbrok, Ivar was "boneless" because of a curse. His mother Aslaug was the third wife of his father Ragnar Lodbrok. She had stated that she and her husband must wait 3 days before having sex. But Ragnar Lodbrok had been raiding in England and was really horny due to being away for such a long time, and so he had sex with his beautiful wife anyway. Because of this, Ivar was born "boneless".
Ivar the Boneless has been described by several Viking sagas as being skillful, and fierce on the battlefield. He was a commander of the Great Heathen Army which attacked England.
According to the Tale of Ragnar Lodbrok, Ivar was "boneless" because of a curse. His mother Aslaug was the third wife of his father Ragnar Lodbrok. She had stated that she and her husband must wait 3 days before having sex. But Ragnar Lodbrok had been raiding in England and was really horny due to being away for such a long time, and so he had sex with his beautiful wife anyway. Because of this, Ivar was born "boneless".
Ivar the Boneless has been described by several Viking sagas as being skillful, and fierce on the battlefield. He was a commander of the Great Heathen Army which attacked England.
by Ivar the Boneless August 3, 2019
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An unusually erect penis. It is typically painful and the afflicted is brought to the edge of ejaculation but cannot quite attain release. Frequently followed by a severe case of blue balls.
Gordy stated, "I knew I shouldn't have worn these silk boxers today. My dick keeps rubbing against it and it's making me hard."
Fred replied, "I know what you mean. When I wore my wife's underwear to work last week, feeling that silk rub up against my dick, I got a full blown bonerectus. I had to run to the bathroom and beat it off and I still got blue balls from it."
Gordy replied with disgust, "That was you that got that shit allover the toilet seat? Damn, I sat in that. I had fucking pop-tart poop come on and plopped my ass down just in time only to realize I had semen on my mother fucking ass."
Fred replied, "I know what you mean. When I wore my wife's underwear to work last week, feeling that silk rub up against my dick, I got a full blown bonerectus. I had to run to the bathroom and beat it off and I still got blue balls from it."
Gordy replied with disgust, "That was you that got that shit allover the toilet seat? Damn, I sat in that. I had fucking pop-tart poop come on and plopped my ass down just in time only to realize I had semen on my mother fucking ass."
by Nutzen YerMouf March 9, 2018
Get the bonerectus mug.A good day, if a dog on tiktok (called noodle) wakes up with ‘bones’ (can stand up) it’s a bones day. If not, it’s not a bones day meaning it’s going to be a bad day
by Red27wolf October 17, 2021
Get the bones day mug.Person 1: bruh, I'm dead ass hungry right now.
*phones pizza*
Person 2: Ya pizza, whatchu want?
Person 1:lemme get uhhhhhhh, a BONELESS PIZZA, wit a 2 litre of coke
Person 2: fuck kind of pizza? Oh, and 2 L I T R E M A C H I N E 🅱️ R O K E. We got one litre though
Person 1: fuck you mean 🅱️? Ight LOOK, lemme get that pizza, B O N E L E S S.
Person 2: uh, pizza don't got bone on it.
Person 1: the fuck did I just say then?
Person 2: you said "LEMME GET IT B O N E L E S S", like pizza got a damn bone in it.
Person 1: y'all got bones in Ya shit then?
Person 2: nah
Person 1: so what's the problem?
Person 2: D I C K H E A D. Name one pizza that got bone on it.
Person 1: just don't put them shits in my pizza bruh, how many times I gotta say it.
Person 2: bruh, jus explain to me how the fuck pizza can be boneless?
Person 1: if it don't got bone in it, iss B O N E L E S S
Person 2: son what school you go to?
Person 1: dawg, I don't understand the problem. Just make my shit, B O N E L E S S, D E A D A S S.
Person 2: I'm deadass not making this pizza
*phones pizza*
Person 2: Ya pizza, whatchu want?
Person 1:lemme get uhhhhhhh, a BONELESS PIZZA, wit a 2 litre of coke
Person 2: fuck kind of pizza? Oh, and 2 L I T R E M A C H I N E 🅱️ R O K E. We got one litre though
Person 1: fuck you mean 🅱️? Ight LOOK, lemme get that pizza, B O N E L E S S.
Person 2: uh, pizza don't got bone on it.
Person 1: the fuck did I just say then?
Person 2: you said "LEMME GET IT B O N E L E S S", like pizza got a damn bone in it.
Person 1: y'all got bones in Ya shit then?
Person 2: nah
Person 1: so what's the problem?
Person 2: D I C K H E A D. Name one pizza that got bone on it.
Person 1: just don't put them shits in my pizza bruh, how many times I gotta say it.
Person 2: bruh, jus explain to me how the fuck pizza can be boneless?
Person 1: if it don't got bone in it, iss B O N E L E S S
Person 2: son what school you go to?
Person 1: dawg, I don't understand the problem. Just make my shit, B O N E L E S S, D E A D A S S.
Person 2: I'm deadass not making this pizza
by Snarijuana July 14, 2017
Get the Boneless pizza mug.A bastardization of MAGA type american values. A reference to to 2018 killing and dismemberment of an American journalist with a bonesaw because he published articles critical of Saudi Arabia. It’s the darker MAGA where people are okay with and accepting of horrors if they are in the name of/for the sake of MAGA. Popularized by the band Cake’s social media person.
by Snowhorse420 October 14, 2019
Get the Bonesaw MAGA mug.When a girl is so angelically beautiful yet also devilishly seductive that seeing her picture gives a man a boner and also brings him to tears.
1.) Dude: The first time I saw you, you gave me a mean boneheart. I think I'm in love.
Chick: That's so sweet!
2.) That substitute teacher is so fine it's embarrassing. If I see her in public, I start to tear up, and also get an erection that lasts over 4 hours. My doctor says it's just a boneheart and it's nothing to worry about.
Chick: That's so sweet!
2.) That substitute teacher is so fine it's embarrassing. If I see her in public, I start to tear up, and also get an erection that lasts over 4 hours. My doctor says it's just a boneheart and it's nothing to worry about.
by firemanic July 2, 2018
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