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bonership 

Origin: Batman (Scarborough Region) and Markham Station conversation

noun: A friendship involving two or more people where the main reason for the relationship is to participate in lewd, inappropriate, and/or sexual activity. Intentions of further development of the relationship such as dating, going steady, or marriage is either absent or not mutual.
I met this girl and we had a week-long bonership before she left for Europe.
bonership by Namtab January 3, 2009
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Bonership 

When one's uncontrollable erection in a public place or work setting causes the perpetrator to take ownership of his boner.
Cara- "Hey, could you tuck your boner into your wasteband or something? You're pitching a tent."

Kenny- "Nah, it's time I start taking Bonership for my NRB's. IM trying to be mature about it."
Bonership by PopeKennyV October 7, 2014

Bonership 

The sole sexual rights of a man over his significant other.
Yo, Tim got bonership over his lady friend.
Ah shit really, I was gonna go for her, oh well...

bonership 

noun: A friendship involving two or more people where the main reason for the relationship is to participate in lewd, inappropriate, and/or sexual activity. Intentions of further development of the relationship such as dating, going steady, or marriage is either absent or not mutual.
I met this girl and we had a week-long bonership before she left for Europe.
bonership by Namtab October 18, 2007

Bonership 

Ownership of a bone-headed move.
"Well, I guess I have to take bonership of that one." Mike said after the wedding cake fell off the tailgate on to the ground.
Bonership by myk247365 June 13, 2025

Bownership 

Relating to the total financial cost of having sexual relationships, such as children, condoms, dinner and a movie, etc.
Before you slay that pussy, you need to consider the total cost of bownership.

bonerscope

Where your penis sticks out of the top of your pants. Like a periscope.
Did you see that guys bonerscope? It was belly button high.
bonerscope by forumssuck May 8, 2008
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