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bonership 

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Origin: Batman (Scarborough Region) and Markham Station conversation

noun: A friendship involving two or more people where the main reason for the relationship is to participate in lewd, inappropriate, and/or sexual activity. Intentions of further development of the relationship such as dating, going steady, or marriage is either absent or not mutual.
I met this girl and we had a week-long bonership before she left for Europe.
bonership by Namtab January 3, 2009
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Bonership 

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When one's uncontrollable erection in a public place or work setting causes the perpetrator to take ownership of his boner.
Cara- "Hey, could you tuck your boner into your wasteband or something? You're pitching a tent."

Kenny- "Nah, it's time I start taking Bonership for my NRB's. IM trying to be mature about it."
Bonership by PopeKennyV October 7, 2014

Bonership 

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The sole sexual rights of a man over his significant other.
Yo, Tim got bonership over his lady friend.
Ah shit really, I was gonna go for her, oh well...

bonership 

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noun: A friendship involving two or more people where the main reason for the relationship is to participate in lewd, inappropriate, and/or sexual activity. Intentions of further development of the relationship such as dating, going steady, or marriage is either absent or not mutual.
I met this girl and we had a week-long bonership before she left for Europe.
bonership by Namtab October 18, 2007

Bonership 

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Ownership of a bone-headed move.
"Well, I guess I have to take bonership of that one." Mike said after the wedding cake fell off the tailgate on to the ground.
Bonership by myk247365 June 13, 2025

Bownership 

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Relating to the total financial cost of having sexual relationships, such as children, condoms, dinner and a movie, etc.
Before you slay that pussy, you need to consider the total cost of bownership.

bonerscope

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Where your penis sticks out of the top of your pants. Like a periscope.
Did you see that guys bonerscope? It was belly button high.
bonerscope by forumssuck May 8, 2008
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