Boner-bit
Pronouced: {BONA-BIT}
Rendition of Bonafide. Brought about from a small group of UOttawa stoner friends originating from Brampton, Oakville and Aylmer areas of Ontario and Quebec.
Has several clear & hidden meanings, with proper applications to everyday situations, rendering a certain shock value to prudes and males uncomfortable with their sexuality. The term is very open to interpretation, but the main focus is on the bit of the boner, picturing a head with no shaft.
Boner-bit, may include such terms as: 'obviously', 'whatever', 'small amount', 'If I must', 'I'm enthused', or could be used as a term of endearment, sarcasm, falling short on a positive, and playing down someone else's success or happiness.
As well as another rendition, {Boner-Flop/Flopstons}, used as a term to describe a shitty situation.
Rendition of Bonafide. Brought about from a small group of UOttawa stoner friends originating from Brampton, Oakville and Aylmer areas of Ontario and Quebec.
Has several clear & hidden meanings, with proper applications to everyday situations, rendering a certain shock value to prudes and males uncomfortable with their sexuality. The term is very open to interpretation, but the main focus is on the bit of the boner, picturing a head with no shaft.
Boner-bit, may include such terms as: 'obviously', 'whatever', 'small amount', 'If I must', 'I'm enthused', or could be used as a term of endearment, sarcasm, falling short on a positive, and playing down someone else's success or happiness.
As well as another rendition, {Boner-Flop/Flopstons}, used as a term to describe a shitty situation.
Statement: "We have got to finish this report by tomorrow!" Re: "Boner-bit"-obviously /i.e. "quit bitching so we can get this done"
S: "Do you have any pitch on this blunt?" Re: "Boner" Large quantity- Re: "Boner-bit"-Small quantity.
S: "I got an 'A' on my exam!" Re: "Boner-bit"-whatever/congradu-fuckinglations I'm glad you're compensating for your hard-on for yourself
S: "I'm gonna fuck this girl tonight" Re:"Boner!/Boner-bit!"- That's great, exciting, I bet you're excited enough to get hard (potential sarcasm)/ any reference to fucking or using your cock/ playing down his assurance or COCKiness/ I could care less.
S: "I lost the weed I just grabbed" Re: "Boner-Flop/Flopstons"- paralleling an impotency issue with an amateurish/juvenile mistake.
S: "The dealer pinched boner-bit!" Re:"He shortened your count? What a Boner-FLOP... we'll have to call him out."-Fell short on a good thing (bit), ultimately flopping his boner/good time.
S: "I think that guy's gay" Re:"Boner-bit" - Could care less/obviously/ "Why don't you go compensate for your failed comfort in your sexuality by showing him your boner-bit (head w/ no shaft) and see if he laughs."
S: "Do you have any pitch on this blunt?" Re: "Boner" Large quantity- Re: "Boner-bit"-Small quantity.
S: "I got an 'A' on my exam!" Re: "Boner-bit"-whatever/congradu-fuckinglations I'm glad you're compensating for your hard-on for yourself
S: "I'm gonna fuck this girl tonight" Re:"Boner!/Boner-bit!"- That's great, exciting, I bet you're excited enough to get hard (potential sarcasm)/ any reference to fucking or using your cock/ playing down his assurance or COCKiness/ I could care less.
S: "I lost the weed I just grabbed" Re: "Boner-Flop/Flopstons"- paralleling an impotency issue with an amateurish/juvenile mistake.
S: "The dealer pinched boner-bit!" Re:"He shortened your count? What a Boner-FLOP... we'll have to call him out."-Fell short on a good thing (bit), ultimately flopping his boner/good time.
S: "I think that guy's gay" Re:"Boner-bit" - Could care less/obviously/ "Why don't you go compensate for your failed comfort in your sexuality by showing him your boner-bit (head w/ no shaft) and see if he laughs."
Boner-bit by blackbull420 May 7, 2010
