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Pronouced: {BONA-BIT}
Rendition of Bonafide. Brought about from a small group of UOttawa stoner friends originating from Brampton, Oakville and Aylmer areas of Ontario and Quebec.

Has several clear & hidden meanings, with proper applications to everyday situations, rendering a certain shock value to prudes and males uncomfortable with their sexuality. The term is very open to interpretation, but the main focus is on the bit of the boner, picturing a head with no shaft.

Boner-bit, may include such terms as: 'obviously', 'whatever', 'small amount', 'If I must', 'I'm enthused', or could be used as a term of endearment, sarcasm, falling short on a positive, and playing down someone else's success or happiness.
As well as another rendition, {Boner-Flop/Flopstons}, used as a term to describe a shitty situation.
Statement: "We have got to finish this report by tomorrow!" Re: "Boner-bit"-obviously /i.e. "quit bitching so we can get this done"

S: "Do you have any pitch on this blunt?" Re: "Boner" Large quantity- Re: "Boner-bit"-Small quantity.
S: "I got an 'A' on my exam!" Re: "Boner-bit"-whatever/congradu-fuckinglations I'm glad you're compensating for your hard-on for yourself
S: "I'm gonna fuck this girl tonight" Re:"Boner!/Boner-bit!"- That's great, exciting, I bet you're excited enough to get hard (potential sarcasm)/ any reference to fucking or using your cock/ playing down his assurance or COCKiness/ I could care less.
S: "I lost the weed I just grabbed" Re: "Boner-Flop/Flopstons"- paralleling an impotency issue with an amateurish/juvenile mistake.
S: "The dealer pinched boner-bit!" Re:"He shortened your count? What a Boner-FLOP... we'll have to call him out."-Fell short on a good thing (bit), ultimately flopping his boner/good time.
S: "I think that guy's gay" Re:"Boner-bit" - Could care less/obviously/ "Why don't you go compensate for your failed comfort in your sexuality by showing him your boner-bit (head w/ no shaft) and see if he laughs."
Boner-bit by blackbull420 May 7, 2010
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Boner Biter 

A Male who bites boners...legitimately bites them. A person who is a non factor, brings nothing to the table, and it is clear that they must bite boners. A person who should speak only when spoken to.
"Thanks Frank....sick story....you probably bite boners. You're a boner biter"
Boner Biter by BonBit February 3, 2008

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thee ultimate in foul language, no one can respond to this or just something you say before your about to kick someone's fuckin teeth in but you have to look real mad for it to work
i love talkin shit to people

you better stop "GLARE" or else

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uuhhh thsorry i cannt tolk

boner biting bastard 

An insult similar to cocksucker. Originates from the song "Uncle Fucka," performed by comedians Terrence and Phillip" in the movie "South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut." Considered more offensive than cocksucker in that it is a bit more graphic and calls the person a bastard, implying that the person either was born out of wedlock or is of questionable moral character.
"Shut your fucking face, uncle fucka!
You're a boner biting bastard, uncle fucka!"
-Terrence and Phillip, "Uncle Fucka"

Jamal: "You're a cocksucker."
Evan: "Oh yeah, well you're a nobgobbler."
Jamal: "If you were a dinosaur, they would call you sucksalottacock."
Evan: "Well if your parents could name you again, they'd name you Isaac York-Hawk."
Jamal: "You spend more time on your knees than a Gregorian monk."
Evan: "Well you're a boner biting bastard."
Jamal: "Come on man, that was uncalled for."
Evan: "Yeah, I guess so. Sorry."

boner-biting dick-fart fuckface 

What Phillip calls Terrence in the South
Park movie.
Terrence: Well, Phillip, I hope you've learned something from this whole experience.

Phillip: I sure have, Terrance. I've learned that you are a boner-biting dick-fart fuckface.

boner biter 

a woman (or homosexual male) who decides to close their teeth on a dudes penis while giving head to him.
Mary is sutch a boner biter, she gave Johnny scars all over his dick!
boner biter by Big Frech!!!!! November 15, 2003

boner biting uncle fucker 

someone who bites boners, and fucks their uncle
"u boner biting uncle fucker"
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