Boner cozy

when a woman stays on your penis without moving like a cozy
hey babe want to my boner cozy im feeling a little cold down there
by Jeffrey2827382 January 18, 2009
mugGet the Boner cozymug.

Cozy Boner

An erection produced from the thought of something extremely comfortable. Specifically, one produced entirely free from sexual thought/arousal. Usually occurs when one is very tired or lacking of sleep.
Dude, I was so tired in Calc 2 today that I started hallucinating about my pillow. Next thing I knew...I had a cozy boner.
by He who knows best April 28, 2011
mugGet the Cozy Bonermug.