Boner Deal

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Reaching arousal through a business transaction.

Donald Trump commuting sentences lets him achieve boner deals.

Boner Deal by BLACKSWAN July 12, 2020

Words you can keep

How to deal with a boner

When you have a boner and your in public you should put it under your waistband and it will go away without anyone knowing you had one.

That’s how to deal with a boner

How to deal with a boner by Olbert enstun May 2, 2022

Related Words

Boner Deal • How to deal with a boner • bonermeal • Bonerrealization • Boner Death • boner • boner-killer • Boner Kill • boner shrinker • boner-face

Bonerrealization

bon·er·re·al·i·za·tion
boh-ner-ree-uh-luh-zey-shuhn

1. a man who has become conscious of the fact he has a boner.

2. a woman realizing the guy next to her has a boner.

When she stepped into the jacuzzi I had a bonerrealization.

Bonerrealization by Gretelintheoven January 8, 2011

bonermeal

What the Minecraft community calls bonemeal, pretty much.

Person #1: Hey bro, got any bonermeal I can borrow?
Person #2: Uh, what is this "bonermeal' u speak of?
Person #1: Dude, is this the first time you've played Minecraft?
Person #2: Yeah, actually...
Person #1: Simply put, it's what the Minecraft community calls bonemeal!
Person #2: Oh.. I get it? Yeah, I got some to give you...

bonermeal by xxminecraftkidlolxx July 29, 2017

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026