Boner Baron

A title of honour and nobility bestowed upon those who have mastered the art of taming unruly boners.

The Boner Baron has a three-step process for taming unruly boners: (1) raise it up; (2) nurture it; (3) beat it down.

by HappyGoJacky December 8, 2013

Bacon Boner

An immediate massive solid erection that occurs at the sight or smell of bacon.

Do you want to go to waffle house?

No! I get a huge bacon boner as soon as I get within 50 feet of that place.

by T.J. Dubz October 26, 2011

bacon boner

1. when you like bacon so much, just the thought of it gives you a raging one

2. an intense craving for bacon. failure to satisfy this craving results in a psychological and abdominal suffering that surpasses the ache of blue balls.

(watching family guy)

friend 1: hey man why the hell do you have a boner?

friend 2: it's a bacon boner.

friend 1: oh okay thats cool man.

friend 2: wait why the hell do you have a boner?

friend 1: lois has nice tits.

by bacon3490745 May 23, 2012

bacon boner

An erection or sense of arousal caused by the sight, smell, or taste of bacon. Also, an erection or sense of arousal caused by the sound of bacon sizzling, often leading to confusion over the term pansexual.

"It's just a bacon boner, everyone gets them."
"Dale was cooking breakfast, and when I heard the pan sizzle, I got a bacon boner."

by JADrI April 26, 2017

Bonerbaroner

A renaissance era male genital protective device, similar to today’s protective cup

I have seemed to of misplaced my bonerbaroner, no jousting tonight!

by Hmp99 April 20, 2018

bacon bone

a half emo, half metro that bodyboards that steals his friends bitties on more than one occasion.

wow look at that bacon bone, hes stealin my cheddar.. again.

look at that bacon bone stealin my bitch.

im gonna bacon bone jermain tonight his bitty is way too fine.

by jermillitary mayne December 20, 2008