cincinnati circumcision

When you zip up too fast, and accidentally catch your penis in the zipper of your jeans or pants, causing a small piece of skin to rip away. It's most often know to happen in and around Cincinnati, Ohio, and is often accompanied by a high pitched squeal or howl.

I totally would have tried to get with her last night, but I was still healing from my Cincinnati circumcision the night before.

by JADrI February 11, 2018

Montreal McMuffin

When one gentleman is going down on another, and said gentleman proceeds to insert his thumb, or any other digit(s), into his butthole, in a reverse reach around fashion.

I walked in on Pedro giving Larry a Montreal McMuffin last night.

by JADrI January 28, 2023

oobering

A Swedish sexual act that involves a man and a woman, culminating with the insertion of the woman's fist.

"I caught your mom and dad oobering last night. It was gross!"

by JADrI April 26, 2017

Schwang

To have sexual relations with. A combination of schlong, wang, and bang.

"Dude, you schwanged his mom."
"She was going to let me schwang her."

by JADrI April 24, 2017

secondhand salami

Salami acquired through indirect means, or that passes through a middle man before reaching its final destination.

"If you purchased the salami from John at the bar, and not from the deli, that makes it secondhand salami."
"I'm not eating that. It's secondhand salami."

by JADrI May 30, 2017

mordinary

An adjective referring to something or someone that is more than ordinary.
Of grand status.

"I'm not just ordinary. I'm more than ordinary. I'm mordinary!"

by JADrI April 26, 2017

bacon boner

An erection or sense of arousal caused by the sight, smell, or taste of bacon. Also, an erection or sense of arousal caused by the sound of bacon sizzling, often leading to confusion over the term pansexual.

"It's just a bacon boner, everyone gets them."
"Dale was cooking breakfast, and when I heard the pan sizzle, I got a bacon boner."

by JADrI April 26, 2017