Definitions by JADrI
Montreal McMuffin
When one gentleman is going down on another, and said gentleman proceeds to insert his thumb, or any other digit(s), into his butthole, in a reverse reach around fashion.
Montreal McMuffin by JADrI January 28, 2023
cincinnati circumcision
When you zip up too fast, and accidentally catch your penis in the zipper of your jeans or pants, causing a small piece of skin to rip away. It's most often know to happen in and around Cincinnati, Ohio, and is often accompanied by a high pitched squeal or howl.
I totally would have tried to get with her last night, but I was still healing from my Cincinnati circumcision the night before.
cincinnati circumcision by JADrI February 11, 2018
secondhand salami
Salami acquired through indirect means, or that passes through a middle man before reaching its final destination.
"If you purchased the salami from John at the bar, and not from the deli, that makes it secondhand salami."
"I'm not eating that. It's secondhand salami."
"I'm not eating that. It's secondhand salami."
secondhand salami by JADrI May 30, 2017
bacon boner
An erection or sense of arousal caused by the sight, smell, or taste of bacon. Also, an erection or sense of arousal caused by the sound of bacon sizzling, often leading to confusion over the term pansexual.
"It's just a bacon boner, everyone gets them."
"Dale was cooking breakfast, and when I heard the pan sizzle, I got a bacon boner."
"Dale was cooking breakfast, and when I heard the pan sizzle, I got a bacon boner."
bacon boner by JADrI April 26, 2017