Bon Appetweet

The compulsive act of taking a picture of food with your phone in order to share it with friends, rather than just eating the damn thing,

Clara: Oh my god this food looks fucking fantastic! But before we start it let me take a quick Bon Appetweet to share with everyone on Instagram.

Seriously Clara, get a life and let me eat these ribs.

Bon Appetweet by skeekgeek July 16, 2020

Get merch

Get the Bon Appetweet mug.

See more merch

Bon appeskeet

To wish someone a happy jerk off.

Friend 1: "I think I might go wank to some porn"

Friend 2: "Bon appeskeet!"

Bon appeskeet by NachmittagHeld November 21, 2015

Get merch

Related Words

Bon Appetweet • bon appeteet! • Bon appeskeet • Bon Jovi • bon bon • bon qui qui • Bon Jovi Friday • Bon't • bon scott • bon appetit

Bon Appéyeet

To express sheer happiness and appreciation for a job well done and meal well served

When you’ve been hungry af and whoever whippin’ in the kitchen walks around the corner with that hot plate one might exclaim, “BON APPÉYEET!!!.”

Bon Appéyeet by TheSavageAaron October 15, 2018

Get merch

bon appeteet!

feeding a dog gastric polystyrene.

bon appeteet!

bon appeteet! by xdr5t3evq3q November 2, 2023

Get merch

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

Get merch

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

Get merch

fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

Get merch