A filthy, taboo-laced sexual act where one partner performs anal while the other is experiencing digestive chaos—think lube replaced with ghee, and the “final layer” of the biryani is an unholy mix of bodily fluids, curry remnants, and shame. Often involves a tarp, nose plugs, and deep personal regrets.
Choda tried anal in the back of his old Mercedes after a lamb biryani and three Kingfishers. Mid-thrust, her guts let go—hot korma splashdown.
He slipped, metal plate in his arm pinged off the handbrake, car rolled into a skip. Whole thing looked like someone pressure-washed a tandoori in reverse. Classic Bombay Biryani.
He slipped, metal plate in his arm pinged off the handbrake, car rolled into a skip. Whole thing looked like someone pressure-washed a tandoori in reverse. Classic Bombay Biryani.
by HorseCoq August 03, 2025