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"I met this chick last night and I BOINKED her"
by guitar690 May 28, 2006
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When you had a math test but you didn't know the answer to question six and your friend says that you are stressed and that makes you even more stressed and then your so stressed you don't know how to be stressed anymore and then your friend says you got boinked
ME: Ok Cookie why you so stressed out on that math tho
Cookie: Aight man I don't know how to do this question man
ME: you got BOINKED
by bonkers_420 May 10, 2019
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To fuck so exuberantly hard, as to exceed the definition for fuck
I boinked your mother.
by bubbabrown123 July 16, 2008
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Another way to iterate the way in which you got ran over by a car
The lady was in such a rush that she left her passenger side door open, and boinked a kid on the way out of her parking spot.
by Savage Sandy October 26, 2018
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You've been fucked
Your friend punching you in lava and you lose your diamonds.
Your friend, "Oh God, you've been boinked
by ThatUnoDude March 10, 2020
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"I was totally boinked last night I can't remember anything"
by Sandra sandson December 30, 2021
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boinked in the bonkers

Sticking one's penis in the anal cavity or in a womans cleavage.
Jimmy got boinked in the bonkers by his father, MJ.
by Birn June 11, 2006
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