Boiling Chocolate 

The moment before you spackle that you know you have to make it to a toilet before you embarrass yourself. A small bubble of shit forms and sprays a small amount of poo on your pants. Much like prairie dogging.

" Dude I think I might have to spackle."

" What makes you say that?"

" I think I'm boiling chocolate over here."

Boiling Chocolate by The Spackler August 23, 2009

Chocolate Bowling 

An awesome game where one person lays on the floor and the other person rolls chocolate chips into their mouth.

Let's have a round of Chocolate Bowling like they did on Toddlers and Tiaras.

Chocolate Bowling by EmeraldsMom August 11, 2011

Bowling for Chocolate 

The act of sliding testicals into someone asshole. Thus covering the testicals in shit.

Jesus tossed his balls in Pepe's ass. Dude was bowling for chocolate!

Bowling for Chocolate by Mythical Sausage January 5, 2009

chocolate bowling 

The act of being kissed in such an aggressive and intrusive way that your mouth is attacked and invaded. This type of kiss will remind you of someone who is attempting to lick every last spec of chocolate from the inside of an otherwise empty bowl of chocolate ice cream.

As we were walking home he pinned me against the wall and started chocolate bowling me. Yuck!

chocolate bowling by Martus May 17, 2009