Bohemian Rhapsotard

Someone who claims to be a Queen fan but only likes Bohemian Rhapsody. They may also be acquainted with the songs We Will Rock You and We Are the Champions but it's 50/50 as to whether or not they even know they're by the same band. Speaking of the whole band, they usually do not know who any of the personnel is except Freddie Mercury. In fact, to most of them, "Queen" and Freddie Mercury are interchangeable. They tend to have very narrow and trendy music tastes to begin with.

Dan: So what type of music do you listen to?
Bohemian Rhapsotard: Oh you know, Billie Eilish, Ariana Grande, Maroon 5...
Dan: Any classic rock?
Bohemian Rhapsotard: Classic rock?
Dan: You know, like Queen.
Bohemian Rhapsotard: I love Queen!
Dan: Really? Me too! What's your favorite album by them? Mines News of The World!
Bohemian Rhapsotard: Uh...Bohemian Rhapsody?
Dan: Oh, so you like A Night at the Opera?
Bohemian Rhapsotard: Uh...what? No, I like Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen. You know? Freddie Mercury?
Dan: ...and Brian May, and Roger Taylor, and John Deacon...
Bohemian Rhapsotard: Who???
Dan: ...
Bohemian Rhapsotard: Oh yeah, speaking of classic rock, I LOVE those songs We Are the Champions and We Will Rock You. I never found out who made those though...

by chickewingzbruh February 29, 2020