1 definition by #1keswickhater
Noun: a tourist in Keswick, often seen wearing clothing from mountain warehouse or trespass, known for using walking sticks on paved streets for no apparent reason, eat scrumpled up egg and cress sandwiches in cling film from deep within their 6 layer rucksack which also contains a straw leading from the bag to their mouth, a mug of carrot and coriander soup, several maps, pop up tent which doesn’t keep out bugs and leaves their legs popping out, and the worlds thinnest sleeping mat.
“Saw a bloke in Keswick the other day he got a pop-up bowl out of his massive bag for his spaniel to drink out of, he was a massive bogey!”
by #1keswickhater August 14, 2023