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Al Borland's Hammer 

A guy cums on a girls face, sprinkles pubes on her face, and then hammers in the pubes by using his cock while yelling "IT'S TOOL TIME"; giving the girl a beard just like Al Borland from the television show Home Improvement.
I totally gave that girl last night an "Al Borland's Hammer"! FUCK YEAH!

bonerland 

According to Bart Simpson, this country was discovered in 1942 by "some guy."
Edna Krabappel, "our country isn't called America any more. It's Bonerland."
bonerland by bumbobway April 9, 2004

Wes Borland 

Wes Borland, formally of Limp Bizkit, Eat the Day and Big Dumb Face, is a renowned guitarist, best known for playing guitar using his fingers rather than a pick. In his time with Limp Bizkit, he played lead guitar. He and Fred Durst had issues with one another, which led to him leaving Limp Bizkit, eventually forming Black Light Burns, a supergroup currently touring after the release of their debut album, Cruel Melody.
''Mesopotamia, Mesopotamia, You fuckin' give me the creeps, you fuckin' give me the creeps...'' Wes Borland, Black Light Burns - Mesopotamia
Wes Borland by Black Light Burns October 29, 2007

bourland 

A compulsive liar who feels the need to make up false stories about accomplishments he never undertook or achieved.
He tries to make people believe he is James Bond, but everyone knows he is a bourland.
bourland by Bobby35P March 16, 2014

wes borland 

Wes Borland was my hero when I was 11.
wes borland by daner December 23, 2004

Joe Borland 

Joe Borland is a confident person who can very often have a gap in there teeth however that doesn’t stop them from having bad looks, many Joe Borland’s are born in the month of may and are pretty shit at singing and dancing. Despite the fact Joe Borland is a shit dancer and singer that doesn’t mean no one likes him infact many people find Joe Borland funny and kind and not very often rude or horrible...
‘Oh look Vanessa, that’s Joe Borland! Does anyone not like him’
Joe Borland by Gapoinyateetho February 2, 2020