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The game that isn't quite like any other ball game and is usually played by people who aren't good at other sports. Usually played by a small group of kids, generally unsupervised.
Today I played the-ball-game-that-isnt-football-or-dodgeball-that-the-hopeless-people-play-during-games-where-they-body-people-and-tell-them-to-fuck-off during PE class.
Originally coined by Rom Wills, this refers to people, usually men, who practice the art of improving your physique to the point that it clearly stands above the average mans and in today's obese society that doesn't take much. Usually real body game practitioners hone their bodies for years to achieve aesthetic and strength physiques that the opposite sex finds attractive. Body game unlocks women's primal nature and facilitates ease in meeting women. An overlooked by product of the body game is increased self assurance and confidence as well as opportunities at work and in business that seemingly open up out of nowhere. Body game also unlocks insecurities in lazy men who use coping ideologies like body acceptance to skip going to the gym and continue eating in and out every night while their chick is getting smashed by a fit dude at her job .
"Hey Jared is definitely on body game, look how the hoes break their necks when he walks in that fitted tee. Man I gotta get my ass to the gym asap."
body game by MetaParcel December 29, 2025

body bag game 

A particular game, in any sport, in which there is a unusually large amount of injuries or physical play. It is derived from a Monday Night Football game between the Philadelphia Eagles and the Washington Redskins in which more than 10 Redskin players were injured by Eagle players. One of the Eagles defensive players taunted the Redskins players "do you guys need any more body bags?".
Last night's game was an absolute body bag game. There were injuries everywhere

Body Bag Game 

A term used when a division 1 college football team schedule a game with a division 1a college football team.
The Final Score of this Body Bag Game is University of Oregon 84 Southern Utah 0!
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Body Bag Game by BruinKiller3469 October 2, 2011

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026