Body Snake

A mowel movement of immense size and girt usually involving a large amount of pride and sense of accomplishment.

Pooper - “Dude! I just let loose a body snake of a life time.”

Friend - “ Holyshit! That must weigh 10 pounds. What did you eat?!?!”

Body Snake by Mad Shitter October 20, 2018

Body Armour with a Snake 

Anyone with an engineering degree.

Wife: "Wow, what are you wearing?",
Mr. Stuff: "It's engineering, what does it look like?",
Wife: "Body Armour with a Snake?",
Mr. Stuff: "Have you ever seen an engineer before?"

Body Armour with a Snake by NonScumRebel August 23, 2021

bodyshake 

When you go to hug someone and maybe they go to kiss you or shake your hand instead, you have a moment of sort of.. greeting/affection limbo, so one will choose to form a compromise of sorts and the bodyshaking begins.

It's basically where you sort of bear hug each other and then sort of.. bounce the other a bit, literally shaking them. It's this sort of slightly macho way of hugging.

Mary-Beth went to kiss me, but I just wanted a hug, so we ended up with this bizarre Bodyshake moment, I'm so gonna have to avoid her for a couple days.

bodyshake by -Hellion- December 26, 2005