A massive set off balls big enough to hit someone round the face with and instantly knock them out. They r a very good thing to have if u don’t have a bodge what do u have
by That bitch🖕 November 05, 2019

To take have a shit but keep it in just enough so you can use your but muscles to have anal sex with yourself. Poo masturbation. You need a good diet to have a nice bodge; if your poo is too soft it will break up, too hard and there will be chafing.
"I just had an amazing bodge this afternoon."
"Johnny's bodge consistency was not solid enough, therefore it fell apart on the intake."
"Johnny's bodge consistency was not solid enough, therefore it fell apart on the intake."
by Katie Br February 23, 2009

"I'm getting some bodge this weekend."
"I'd like to get some bodge from her."
"How about some bodge?"
"I'd like to get some bodge from her."
"How about some bodge?"
by C*SQUIRES April 28, 2006

A massive pair of balls that r big enough to knock someone out most people with bodges use them to hit people round the face with they are extremely sexy
by Big bodge barry November 05, 2019

Noun - A short, previously sharpened stick that has become blunted over time, used for "bodging" holes in people. Carried by an assortment of neurotics and fruitcakes.
Verb - To attack someone with a bodge. Most often entirely unprovoked.
Verb - To attack someone with a bodge. Most often entirely unprovoked.
by Slurms May 06, 2007

Wow! his bodge is massive
oh my god, what a bodge!
super size that bodge, will you?
bodge has a massive bodge.
oh my god, what a bodge!
super size that bodge, will you?
bodge has a massive bodge.
by andre65 May 23, 2005

by TheJew101 September 16, 2010
