Bodge

A massive set off balls big enough to hit someone round the face with and instantly knock them out. They r a very good thing to have if u don’t have a bodge what do u have
“Wow marcy have u seen Harry’s massive bodge

“Oh shit mate nearly bigger then mine”
by That bitch🖕 November 05, 2019
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Bodge

To take have a shit but keep it in just enough so you can use your but muscles to have anal sex with yourself. Poo masturbation. You need a good diet to have a nice bodge; if your poo is too soft it will break up, too hard and there will be chafing.
"I just had an amazing bodge this afternoon."
"Johnny's bodge consistency was not solid enough, therefore it fell apart on the intake."
by Katie Br February 23, 2009
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Bodge

"I'm getting some bodge this weekend."

"I'd like to get some bodge from her."

"How about some bodge?"
by C*SQUIRES April 14, 2006
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A massive pair of balls that r big enough to knock someone out most people with bodges use them to hit people round the face with they are extremely sexy
“WOW MARCY DO U SEE THTA MASSIVE BODGE
“They ain’t special I have bigger”
by Big bodge barry November 05, 2019
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Bodge

Noun - A short, previously sharpened stick that has become blunted over time, used for "bodging" holes in people. Carried by an assortment of neurotics and fruitcakes.

Verb - To attack someone with a bodge. Most often entirely unprovoked.
- Old man Marley bodged his gardener to an early grave.
- What the hell for?!?
- (Shrug)
by Slurms April 26, 2007
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Wow! his bodge is massive
oh my god, what a bodge!
super size that bodge, will you?
bodge has a massive bodge.
by andre65 May 21, 2005
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Bodge

To take a dump, take a crap, to defaecate, take a shit, drop a pony etc
Jussus, I need to bodge and then we can go!
by TheJew101 September 16, 2010
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