bodge 

A quick and dirty job, something done very hastily. Make it look good for the next day or two and if it falls down after that, it's alright.

1> You bodged together that doghouse, didn't you?
2> How can you tell?
1> The walls look like they can cave in at any time.

bodge by MoonKnight November 30, 2002

bodge 

verb, with the literal meaning "to put a square peg in a round hole." This is referring to a scene from Apollo 13. Generally, to bodge is to repair hastily and without care of durability or aesthetics or perfection. Popularized in British television show "Scrapheap Challenge," known as "Junkyard Wars" in the US, and by producer Cathy Rodgers.

Your task is to bodge together a hovercraft from nothing but twisted metal, scrapped cars, and other assorted bits of rubbish!

bodge by mash92587 December 28, 2005

BODGE 

1. noun: a term for an attractive male that can be used anywhere because no one has any idea what the hell you are talking about - used primarily in the northeastern portion of the united states (as well as select parts of CA, NY and Mexico).
2. adjective: a term used to describe an attractive male; may also be used in a sarcastic nature

3. verb: to 'make out' with an attractive male.

noun: 1. This bodge in front of us is incredible.. the kind that you want to smear week old guacamole on...
2. The hockey team is a damn bodge carnival.

adjective: 1. Oh my sweet Lord, look at his gams, they are so bodge.
2. That stallion who lives in the basement has the bodgiest 12-pack on the block.

verb: 1. (A) Hey! How was last night?
(B) Good, good - went to the grocery store and picked up some veal shanks and haddock. Then ended up at the bar.. met this kid. you would've loved his blowout.
(A) Did you BODGE him?
(B) Obvi.

BODGE by p i e r n a - - l e g January 1, 2008

Bodge 

A massive set off balls big enough to hit someone round the face with and instantly knock them out. They r a very good thing to have if u don’t have a bodge what do u have

“Wow marcy have u seen Harry’s massive bodge”

“Oh shit mate nearly bigger then mine”

Bodge by That bitch🖕 November 5, 2019

bodge 

In the professional electronics industry:

A bodge is an inelegant but workable “fix” applied to extend functionality or correct a problem. Reliability can be reduced due to the mechanical construction, but this is not an essential requirement for the fix to be considered as a bodge.

It is quite possible to create a new interface printed circuit board (PCB) without any reliability issues, but this board can be referred to as a “bodge board” simply because it is an inelegant after-thought.

Things which start off life as bodges can later be properly incorporated into the design and then get magically transformed into standard practice.

Software (especially embedded software) and firmware can also be bodged. This might be used when pushed to ship workable code, where some error condition causes a software crash. You don’t understand where the error is coming from but you trap the error and ship the system anyway. (Hoping to fix the error properly later.)

>The only thing I can do in the time available is to bodge the software by ignoring any data lines which have zero length.

>So, you want to fit the larger transformer into the case by putting a “power bulge” on the back panel. What a bodge!

>We need to ship this unit a soon as possible. How long will it take to get the bodge-board designed and tested?

>I know it is a bit of a bodge, but if you inter-link the power rails with a diode between the output terminal blocks, the system will start up reliably every time.

bodge by Lesolee April 21, 2013

bodge 

Pornography, porno, etc.

"X-rated demon that lives in my head. Hungry for bodge and he wants to be fed" - Ozzy Osbourne

bodge by Goon December 23, 2003

Bodge 

To take have a shit but keep it in just enough so you can use your but muscles to have anal sex with yourself. Poo masturbation. You need a good diet to have a nice bodge; if your poo is too soft it will break up, too hard and there will be chafing.

"I just had an amazing bodge this afternoon."
"Johnny's bodge consistency was not solid enough, therefore it fell apart on the intake."

Bodge by Katie Br February 23, 2009