Boatysitter 

The act of starting as a drinking partner, and ending as captain of the hold-my-shoes-while-I-fall-over-and-yell extremities-at-random-people, boat.

"Codi was flopping by 12:30 and when I looked up everyone else had scattered..so I ended up being the boatysitter."

Boatysitter by The Pickle EC December 16, 2011

Boatster 

Bitches who like boats for some fucking reason.

Man mr.toad got cake rn. Too bad mans gotta be a boatster.

Boatster by Wormman March 24, 2021

BOSTETTER 

Some lardass faggot with an unbound appetite who is so large they possess their own gravitational force. Many poor unsuspecting souls have wandered too close to this beast and have been pulled into orbit doomed to spend all of eternity as one of the many lard moons. If this specimen were to fall or even stumble, it would produce an energy shockwave with the power of 76 dying neutron stars, ending everything in existence. It’s name is so large it must be spoken in all caps.

That damn whore is such a BOSTETTER.

BOSTETTER by Lardo1 January 23, 2024