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A fat ugly man who is a dickhead and gets no bitches. Bneb is usually fatherless which is why they have such a bad mentality and will never succeed . Every Bneb has a deep dark secret such as a secret kink or liking children. Bnebs will usually waste all of their time watching anime or playing video games whilst eating themselves to death. They were all bullied as children which is why they have become so horrible and ugly. You should never trust Bneb, as he will leave you for a chicken burger.
“Bro that guy is so fat, what a loser!”
“Yeah man, he must be Bneb!”
Bneb by redspaghettisquash February 17, 2024
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Bnebs are fat, short ugly men with no father and a hatred for the world. They would rather be in an anime world full of asian women because they are so ugly that nobody has ever cared enough about them to stay in a relationship. Bnebs have a dark backstory such as being bullied or being cheated on which is why they are such losers, being consumed by hatred. Nobody really likes Bneb but pretends to since they find it funny to watch a fat Bneb struggle in pain when he drops his final cookie on the floor. You should never trust Bneb as he will instantly leave you for a chicken burger considering he is a mentally deficient vegetable that will never succeed in life.
“Bro, look how fat and ugly that guy is!”
“Yeah, he’s definitely Bneb.”
Bneb by redspaghettisquash February 17, 2024
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