Blusheritis

When you are nervous about blushing and your face turns red.

I went to the ER because I was scared I had blusheritis.

Blusheritis by MedicalPractice4 May 25, 2026

bludgeritis 

a common condition where the sufferer tends to not want to do anything, bludge sport, school, tutoring, housework. they appear fine until asked how they are which the response usually its "really sore" or until they are asked to do something "owww my (sore part) hurts so much"

never has a specific time of happening but usually around exams, or when there's some work to be done or something that wants to be avoided

"Oh apparently my little brother is sick he was home from school all day with a really bad headache"
"really?"
"yeah, but i think he just has bludgeritis because he doesnt want to go to the doctors"

"can you help me wash up please"
"ohhhhh owwww i just got a HUGE headache"

bludgeritis by WRX22B1998 May 12, 2010

Busteritis 

Dude that don't take care of himself but has a flow haircut thinking he's the shit.

Look at that douche bag over there he is ate up with Busteritis.

Busteritis by Ak105 March 26, 2016

blushitis 

A disease in which one blushes all the time for no apparent reason. The face will get red when anything minor happens, even when not connected to an emotion. Blushitis should not be mistaken for rosacea.

"Olivia, why are you blushing?"
"I'm not. I just have blushitis. Please fuck off. I know my face is red."
"Ok damn"

blushitis by okproduxtions February 15, 2022