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Blumpkin Spoogester

A male defecating while simultaneously receiving genital stimulation to the point of climax. The presence of spooge is important.
The only time I had a blumpkin spoogester was during college when a wild-eyed sophomore mounted me on the toilet. Cuming that way was a strange sensation. In fact, it is one that I will never forget, and I am nearing 90 years old.
by Lady de Minthe February 7, 2021
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